Who wants to run away with me?

"Your always safe with me. I'm an excellent screamer."

So I'm pretty addicted to the office. I used to hate it but now that I've watched it all in a row I realize that I was mistaken.

Fav part ever:(At least one of them)

Plague

I'm pretty sure I'm dying. And I realized no one in the blog world would know because I am such a crappy blogger as of late. So here it is: I'm pretty sure I caught the plague from the dirtiest bathroom floor of life. And by plague I mean I have a ridiculous cough. The kind that makes other people stare/cringe at you. I'm pretty sure my step-dad/extreme germaphobe is avoiding me.

So if I never blog again assume I'm dead.


Actually that is probably a bad plan. Because I'm almost certain I'm being melodramatic. Except about the bathroom floor. It was sick and I definitely had skin on floor contact.

Never exercising again

I accidentally took my dog on an 11 k walk today. It made my hip hurt. And probably supremely heightened his walk expectations. Which will probably make him look at me all pathetic like and follow me around. My conclusion is: exercise blows.


You try having this pathetic face follow you around all day.

So I haven't blogged in awhile. Mainly because I'm lame. Actually all because I'm lame haha. But I'm going to start trying again. Maybe. If I get sufficient motivation that is.

The main reason I was inspired to write requires me to make a confession. I am an illegal downloader. Mainly because I'm poor but also partially because I don't like to leave my house. Don't judge me.

So whats with the ads on torrent pages? Do people really click on ads for busty russians? Are men downloading things really distracted by the possibility of meeting random internet brides who seemingly don't age, because the ads have been the same for years? Seems directed at weird lonely downloaders I guess.

Also Facebook managed to insult me as well with their ads the other day. Apparently because I have no relationship status on facebook and am a 23 year old female I should give single dads a chance. Apparently there is a website specifically for meeting single dads which women without children are free to join. I don't have a problem with single dads, I just think its stupid that this and ads for shoes are the only ones directed at me.

On a happier note I am super pumped for the Oscars(which is probably directly related to me being a weird downloader). I've watched all the nominations for best picture except for one which I cannot find. And the oscars are more fun when you've seen more than one of the movies.

So this has been rambly, hopefully it will tide you over if I do not get motivated to write more.

I miss Rush

A thought for my lovely sorority ladies during one of my fav times of year. :)


"She is the crescendo, the final, astonishing work of God. Woman...can there be any doubt that Eve is the crown of creation? Not an afterthought. Not a nice addition like an ornament on a tree. She is God's final touch, his piece de resistance. She fills a place in the world nothing and no one else can fill...
A woman at rest, a woman comfortable in her feminine beauty...is enjoyable to be with. She is lovely. In her presence you heart stops holding its breath. You relax and believe once again that all will be well. And this is also why a woman who is striving is so disturbing...'Like a fountain trouble,' as Shakespear said, 'muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty.'
Beauty is a quality of the soul that expresses itself in the visible world. You can see it, You can touch it. You are drawn to it...It's essence, says Thomas Aquinas, is its 'luminosity.' It is bound up with the immortal. Beauty flows from a heart that is alive.
And unveiling beauty is our greatest expression of love, because it is what the world most needs from us. When we choose not to hide, when we choose to offer our hearts, we are choosing to love.
There is something uniquely magnificent and powerful about a woman...There is a radiance in your heart that the world desperately needs." - John and Stasi Eldredge, from Captivating

Operation capture stray kitty:

I may not have mentioned this before but I live pretty much in the boonies. Its on the outskirts of a tiny town, but basically its in the country. And because of this (kind of, its not exactly related) we have a large abandoned garage beside us. Many stray cats live there. I imagine its pretty much like this scene from the aristocats over there:

However most of these cats are hardened vetrans of cold winters and living of mice and such. But amongst these scary feral looking cats there is one adorable, tiny, fluffy kitten that I suspect can't survive the winter. So my mom and I have developed a plan to catch the kitty, which involves stalking it, and leaving it food and a make shift shelter. It have so far evaded me though, although its so little and fluffy it doesn't really look that fast.

Apparently I'm not allowed to keep it because we have two cats and two dogs but I'd like to catch it and take it to the SPCA so that someone can take care of it. I'm sure it would be very lovable.

Reasons I clearly do not understand boys:

1. I would never refriend someone and persistently message them without giving a legitemate reason why. WTF.



2.I don't see what makes shooting video games fun.



3. I don't like Will Farrell.(I know, the horror.)



4. I can never tell when they want to be friends or when they to be want more than friends. Mainly in the sense that I think were just friends but it was apparent to everyone else that this was not true.



5.I generally don't send cryptic messages or texts. I like to say what I actually feel. And if I don't want to say what I feel, I keep all cryptic thoughts and messages to myself.



There are probably a million more reasons, but I don't even realize what they are because I am so clueless. My cat boyfriend is so much more upfront.

Brian and I

Things I learned roadtripping

1. I'm pretty sure of the road trippers the driver is always having the least fun. This is an observation that I had not realized until I was the driver. Then all the previous roadtrips I've been on flashed before my eyes.

2. I can't eat pie while I drive. Nor can I eat anything in a bag. Next time I road trip I'm going to buy licorice. That seems managable.

3.I may be a better driver than I previously thought. But I am still proned to panicking.

4. Road trips NEED loud music. This adds to the fun. Especially if you know the words.

5. It is hard to dance and drive. It was much funner to simply be a passenger.

6. Time passes quicker when your driving. Probably because I have to focus alot. Therefore I have little time to get bored.

7. I pee at least every 2 hours.

8.Heated seats are awesome.

9. I miss my friend way more than I thought. And I already thought I missed them alot.

10. Passing isn't as terrifying as I thought it was. Nor is driving on the highway. Actually drving on the highway is pretty much like drving an automatic. Minus merging.

The Story of the Nightwatchman

Ever get yourself on a supremely bad sleeping schedule?
Not the like I have no time to sleep kind, but the irrational why shouldn't I sleep that way if I want schedule?
But then it is impossible to get out of?
And you spend months going to bed at 2 am and getting up at lunchtime.
And you become fine with the fact that this is how you live.
But then it starts getting worse.
Your sleeping till 1:30pm. You can't fall asleep till 3am.
You feel your life passing by.

Then you invent the nightwatchman. Its the ultimate excuse to stay awake all night and sleep all day. As the nightwatchman you have to stay up all night. Or who else will protect the diamonds?And so your life once again has purpose.

I didn't invent this concept(You don't have to worry that much about me). This phenomenon usually occurs to people in University during exams, or when you are blessed with a schedule that allows you to sleep in almost indefinitely.

I have previously been afflicted, but I think this might be the worst case I've ever had.

And the only cure is motivation or a purpose. Both which I am currently lacking.