- I am a terrible actress. I am told that this is not a problem as the Vagina Monologues are about real women blah blah blah.
- I am terrified of standing and speaking in front of people. I don't like it, but it is made worse by the fact that I am suppose to be acting, which is something I'm not good at.
- My face doesn't match the emotional resonance of my piece because my terrified face is innexplicably also my smiling face. I also have a bad habit of fear laughter.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Things that might kill me but probably won't.
So for reasons I can no longer fathom, I agreed to be a part of the Vagina Monologues. So this is bad for the following reasons:
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YOU WON'T. We'll practice behind stage. STOP FREAKING OUT. <3
ReplyDeleteThat's going to be awesome!! Wish I could see all you girls
ReplyDeleteThink of it this way, if you screw up super badly, stefan won't ever give you any lines again!
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you die from fear or embarrasment, I promise to either make a crypt for you a la stark, or put you in a burning boat a la tully (or burn you and leave you in the snow a la castle black/wildlings) OR find slaves who will want to sacrifice themselves for you and get ppl to rape them, a la vikings.
:)