My attempt to come to terms with the ridiculousness of my life..

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Space time Continuum

Ever have one of those days where the time between when you wake up and when you alarm goes off seem interminable? Even though you first checked a 6:30am and your alarm goes off at 7am? Three hours could have passed but it was merely a matter of minutes in real time.

I assume this means the space time continuum is broken. And it has been happening all day. Which is passing really slowly since its now only 9:54am. It feels like I've been awake FOREVER.

And what makes this lapse in the space time continuum worse is that I am leaving for England friday.(Which makes my life generally better, but I am too excited for time not to be passing quickly).

I'm scared this breach in time will last until Friday and it will seem like several months have gone by instead of days.

Seriously. Only 9:57am.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Theme Songs

You know that song that you wished played when you walked into a room? This is now mine:

That way people would know not to mess with me.

(One of the head people at another company made me cry on the phone today. And the sucky thing is once I start crying I can't stop. I guess that is what happens when you keep your emotions all pent up)

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

For T-Pain

Have you seen this epic Paul Rudd moment?