My attempt to come to terms with the ridiculousness of my life..

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Reasons I clearly do not understand boys:

1. I would never refriend someone and persistently message them without giving a legitemate reason why. WTF.

2.I don't see what makes shooting video games fun.

3. I don't like Will Farrell.(I know, the horror.)

4. I can never tell when they want to be friends or when they to be want more than friends. Mainly in the sense that I think were just friends but it was apparent to everyone else that this was not true.

5.I generally don't send cryptic messages or texts. I like to say what I actually feel. And if I don't want to say what I feel, I keep all cryptic thoughts and messages to myself.

There are probably a million more reasons, but I don't even realize what they are because I am so clueless. My cat boyfriend is so much more upfront.

Brian and I

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Things I learned roadtripping

1. I'm pretty sure of the road trippers the driver is always having the least fun. This is an observation that I had not realized until I was the driver. Then all the previous roadtrips I've been on flashed before my eyes.

2. I can't eat pie while I drive. Nor can I eat anything in a bag. Next time I road trip I'm going to buy licorice. That seems managable.

3.I may be a better driver than I previously thought. But I am still proned to panicking.

4. Road trips NEED loud music. This adds to the fun. Especially if you know the words.

5. It is hard to dance and drive. It was much funner to simply be a passenger.

6. Time passes quicker when your driving. Probably because I have to focus alot. Therefore I have little time to get bored.

7. I pee at least every 2 hours.

8.Heated seats are awesome.

9. I miss my friend way more than I thought. And I already thought I missed them alot.

10. Passing isn't as terrifying as I thought it was. Nor is driving on the highway. Actually drving on the highway is pretty much like drving an automatic. Minus merging.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Story of the Nightwatchman

Ever get yourself on a supremely bad sleeping schedule?
Not the like I have no time to sleep kind, but the irrational why shouldn't I sleep that way if I want schedule?
But then it is impossible to get out of?
And you spend months going to bed at 2 am and getting up at lunchtime.
And you become fine with the fact that this is how you live.
But then it starts getting worse.
Your sleeping till 1:30pm. You can't fall asleep till 3am.
You feel your life passing by.

Then you invent the nightwatchman. Its the ultimate excuse to stay awake all night and sleep all day. As the nightwatchman you have to stay up all night. Or who else will protect the diamonds?And so your life once again has purpose.

I didn't invent this concept(You don't have to worry that much about me). This phenomenon usually occurs to people in University during exams, or when you are blessed with a schedule that allows you to sleep in almost indefinitely.

I have previously been afflicted, but I think this might be the worst case I've ever had.

And the only cure is motivation or a purpose. Both which I am currently lacking.