- I am a terrible actress. I am told that this is not a problem as the Vagina Monologues are about real women blah blah blah.
- I am terrified of standing and speaking in front of people. I don't like it, but it is made worse by the fact that I am suppose to be acting, which is something I'm not good at.
- My face doesn't match the emotional resonance of my piece because my terrified face is innexplicably also my smiling face. I also have a bad habit of fear laughter.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Things that might kill me but probably won't.
So for reasons I can no longer fathom, I agreed to be a part of the Vagina Monologues. So this is bad for the following reasons: