My attempt to come to terms with the ridiculousness of my life..

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Reasons why being alone sucks:

1. I hear noises from the other apartments around me and think they are coming from inside my apartment.
2. A painting fell off the wall, scaring the shit out of me.
3. I keep thinking I see the cat or hear her bell but then it is actually nothing
4. Sometimes I don't chew my food enough and end up choking, which is scarier when I am alone.
5. I have no one to talk to in person.

3 comments:

  1. ghost can't just follow me from apartment to apartment...or can they?

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  2. CHEW YOUR FOOD DAMMIT.
    I'm still in Harvey with the fam, be there in another day :)

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